Mike answers:

“Mama, take this axe off of me
I can’t swing it anymore
it’s getting dark, too dark to see!
I feel like I’m choppin’ on heaven’s door!

Chop chop choppin’ on heaven’s door. (repeat)

“Mama lay this branch in the ground
I can’t trim it anymore.
A tree fell in the forest, and made a sound
Sounds like I’m choppin’ on heaven’s door.

“Chop chop choppin’ on heaven’s door. (repeat)

with apologies to bob dylan

Mike answers:

I was always a huge Python fan and this is one of their best.
My favorites from the show were “Twit of the Year” and “How not to be Seen”
The Holy Grail still kills me.
“Can’t I have just a little peril????”
“No, No, much too perilous.”
Classic stuff.

Mike answers:

It’s about a regular guy with a regular job who wants to realize his dream of being… A lumberjack! But he has a few issues that apparently stem from his dad. But the link below can explain it better than I can.

Mike answers:

I’m A Lumberjack – Monty Python

I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
(He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat’ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
(He cuts down trees…)
(He’s a lumberjack…)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow’rs
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars
(He cuts down trees…)
(He’s a lumberjack…)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I’d been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
(He cuts down trees…)
(He’s a lumberjack…)

Mike answers:

Well, alright: “i’m a lumberjack & i’m OK ….”